For the busses I help mom enter data entry for there is a passenger who’s last name is Slaughter and I like to picture people having to call her Ms. Slaughter at work and stuff, like how cool would that be
no matter what job you have you can strike fear into new employees simply with your name

hangenious:

*looks at time*
*looks at the cheery morning people everywhere*
…no

*looks at starbucks*
…yeah ok

tags:
#Just no

*looks at time*
*looks at the cheery morning people everywhere*
…no

the-do-that-girl:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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hahahahahah

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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arcane-gembond:

3 hours til this closes!

Tsubiichuu #57103

She’s all grown up now, but Kaelpie is my favorite baby ever hatched in one of my nests. She’s my perfect little water horse~